Mr. Akpors fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do you want to be calling me?"
She said, "I'll be calling you TIGER".
"Why?" he asked.
"Because You're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him, "What will you be calling me?"
Mr. Akpors said, "Zebra".
Published Stories
Pet Names after Engagement
Posted by Admin (#7) 3 days ago (Editorial)Checking My Girlfriend's Phone
Posted by Admin (#7) 5 days ago (Editorial)
I decided to scrolled through my girlfriend's phone and saw funny names saved in her contact list...
Such as Emeka Stingy, Michael Blacky, Joshua Long teeth, Friday big ear, and I was having fun, laughing at all the names I saw; So I decided to check out what my own number had been saved as, so I dialed my Number... Guess what i saw!
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OKON MOUTH
Such as Emeka Stingy, Michael Blacky, Joshua Long teeth, Friday big ear, and I was having fun, laughing at all the names I saw; So I decided to check out what my own number had been saved as, so I dialed my Number... Guess what i saw!
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OKON MOUTH
Choosing a Wife
Posted by Admin (#7) 11 days ago (Editorial)
Ikenna wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N700,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she h
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N700,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she h
How Adam Got Eve
Posted by Admin (#7) 13 days ago (Editorial)
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
Monkey Business
Posted by Admin (#7) 25 days ago (Editorial)
An Igbo youngster who was visiting the United Kingdom for the first time was taken to the London zoo for sight seeing. On getting to the section where monkeys are kept, he was amazed to see other tourists giving out plenty of money to the monkeys that were hopping around doing acrobatics.
The more the acrobatics, the more the tourists enjoyed the show and the more the money (hard currency) the m
The more the acrobatics, the more the tourists enjoyed the show and the more the money (hard currency) the m
Happily Ever After
Posted by Admin (#7) 47 days ago (Editorial)
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known "Happy Going Marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husba
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known "Happy Going Marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husba
Early Morning Fart
Posted by Admin (#7) 48 days ago (Editorial)
It was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke... The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes watery and make her gasp for air.every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.he told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.she told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he w
Couple at Dentist's Clinic
Posted by Admin (#7) 60 days ago (Editorial)
One day, a couple walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"N20,000.00," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the wife says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to N15,000.00."
"That's still too expensive," the wife says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I